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Belgium has produced bizarrely sexy Films
Belgian films are not commonly seen or heard of around the world but one film that was made in 1994 may be an exception. “The Sex Life of The Belgians” is written and directed by Jan Bocquoy and is featured on many online lists as one of the sexiest films in world cinema. The film tells the true story of Jan Bocquoy’s sex life from it being non-existent to very much existent. There has never been a film quite like it and the fact that it is from an honest account makes it even more special. Most people keep their sex lives to themselves, many only sharing some details here and there with people they trust. In “The Sex Life of the Belgians” we learn how Jan Bocquoy’s first orgasm occurred whilst watching Laurel and Hardy! Eventually he meets a very hot woman who looks like a Belgium has produced bizarrely sexy Films who teaches him the Kama Sutra. Then he meets another woman who whilst naked, reads him stories. Although hardly a hard-core pornographic movie, it is incredibly arousing and often quite humorous, especially as he starts to write pornography for some extra money.
The much lesser known “Daughters of Darkness” is a 1971 film directed by Harry Kumel. This film is supposed to be a vampire horror film but it is anything but that. Yes, there’s a bit of a vampire subtext but the film is just sexy and hilarious at the same time. Although it’s sexiness is intentional, it is only hilarious to watch now because the special effects are so bad. At one point a woman’s wrists are supposed to have been cut open by a broken crystal ball. However, after a very slight delay after the impact of the bowl on her wrists, viewers are treated to what is clearly a small plastic sack full of children’s orange/red paint being squeezed open. Add that to the terrible acting of the extras and you can’t help but laugh. However, there are some very tense and hot scenes. Viewers are treated to heated sex scenes, naked lesbian kissing and touching, a full-frontal scene of a naked girl running and some sadomasochism. The main girl in the film is amazingly hot. Just like Enjoyed here in the company of a Regents Park Escort, she has long blonde hair, tanned skin and beautiful long legs. She is naked more than any other character so make sure you have the pause button under your thumb!
Another 1971 film called “The Devil’s Nightmare” is a lot more gory than “Daughters of Darkness” and about a hundred times more believable when it comes to special effects! Directed by Jean Brismee and with quite a dark narrative, it is one of the better horror movies of the seventies. A group of lost tourists find themselves at a creepy looking caste and seek refuge there. The main focus of the film is the devil turning the Seven Deadly Sins aka the Capital Vices against the tourists that do them. Expect a few lesbian scenes as the beautiful woman who works for the devil tries and successfully seduces the tourists. All in all, Belgium has produced bizarrely sexy films. Films that don’t sound incredibly sexy from their descriptions but when you actually see them you become unavoidably aroused! Escorts from Belgium are sure to be impressed by your knowledge of these films and will probably be very interested to see what your favourite sexy scenes are...